A gold facial is a treatment that lifts and firms the skin to reduce the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles and brighten the skin, using a cream made with 24 carat gold foil.
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
Dog Bless You When Prince William County police saw a puppy being kicked by her owner, not only did they save the puppy and charge the owner with animal cruelty - one officer adopted the Beagle Pit bull mix as a new best friend.
I get jealous buuuuut, I’m stubborn. I won’t say shit. I just throw my little attitude and call it a day..
This is the little dance Otis does before I throw his ball.
I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.
She is the Supreme.
in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance